ugh, thisiswhyyourefat makes me ill.
OH i saw this awesome cake this weekend and i thought immediately of you. it was a huge thing, had a headstone, and out of the 'ground' underneath was a zombie. it was really cool and delicious. :>

Also, who wants to buy shirts/art/food from me?
you know the answer to this question :I

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there was a FISH in the PERCOLATOR.

...I think I just had a heart attack...

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Made with 100% Real Fangirlism, Rage, Love, and Deranged Humor (and no carbs/ artificial flavors!).

"Ohmigod! Someone's wearing blue jeans!" -Random Goth (JTHM)
Twit-Tweet: [link]

nrrrg there is so much PROTEIN in this post I just don't know what to do.

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A jelly calypso castle in the sky.

Holy crap alot of that food looked disgusting D=

but I would totally try the bacon vodka :3

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Hello Mister Bond I heard that you were a singer~

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fffff I had $15 that I was planning to buy a shirt with, but then had to spend it on groceries.
SOMEDAY, GOD DAMN IT.

Thisiswhyyourefat: anything from IHOP

I DO.

MEAT AND LASERS

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Bacon has healing powers so does vodka. This is the perfect drink.

I MUST HAVE IT.

Hahahah, excellent links. And I've got one to throw back at you: [link]

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I-I-I told you, I-I-I need to
Get-get myself into something new
I'm for something mystical, hysterical
Dark and tantric; sexual